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spenceromg: “ greed: “ 69shadesofgray: “ omg my eyes what is going on aldkfjslfkjs ” HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME ” What the ”
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omg my eyes what is going on aldkfjslfkjs

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gnorcs gnorcs

why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms 

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because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones

gnorcs gnorcs

i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting

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omg so i got bored and made my mom rewatch murder house with me and she hasn’t seen it before so when the rubber man took off the mask she was like “my heart is beatin real fast it better not be that cute boy” and i told her my heart was fine and she said it was because i don’t have a heart and i almost cried like do u have any idea how much i cry over tate like that boy is my fucking life mom what the fuck

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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it’s raining," says the man.

"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman. 

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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